Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Behold! The Void.

Vast. Silent. Empty. Stretching out beyond the reach of imagination, or of reason.

But Lo!

From nothingness, it emerges. A shimmering beacon of hope, a city on a hill, no, check that, on a mountain. Forged from pure will, it stands as the lone bastion against the brute forces of nonexistence and chaos.

And I stand at it's christening, firmly clutching the metaphorical bottle of champagne and hoping it doesn't shatter while driving in the metaphorical golden spike.

As I gaze out on this sea of shining faces, I am inspired to give the needy orphans of the world wide web a treasured piece of advice: Hitch your wagon to the stars! Don't just aim high, aim straight up, high as you can see! Just make sure you feed your horses the oats of inspiration and imagination, and they'll be farting moonbeams in no time!

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At 9:55 PM, February 15, 2006, Blogger mayah said...

this had better not suck, maxwell.

At 10:57 PM, February 15, 2006, Blogger constant_k said...

Thanks for your confidence, maya. It makes me feel very good about myself.

At 10:57 PM, February 15, 2006, Blogger Lee Ann said...

Thanks for your confidence, maya. It makes me feel very good about myself.f.

At 11:14 PM, February 15, 2006, Blogger constant_k said...

That last comment threw me for a loop. At first I assumed it was some sort of spam comment because it came so quickly, we don't have word verification up, and it seemed so computer generated. But "lee ann" does appear to be a real person, with her own blog and everything (after all, what defines ones humanity more than having a blog?) . Unless this is an elaborate marketing ploy, I shall be forced to accept lee ann as a sentient being and ponder her motivations.

At 1:03 PM, February 16, 2006, Blogger mayah said...

she's not real. the "f." kind of gives it away, i think. if she is real, she has some tech thing that repeats comments

At 5:50 PM, February 16, 2006, Blogger constant_k said...

Maya, my first post has six comments on it. How huge is that?

Also, I heard you and Graham were lonely together on Valentines Day. How cute!

At 10:53 PM, November 13, 2006, Blogger royalewithcheese_ said...

you guys have come a long way since the begining

At 1:11 PM, February 09, 2008, Blogger The_Janitor said...

It's a damn shame this great blog had to go out the way it did.


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