Happy Birthday to Me

Big 17 today. Real landmark.

The Manly Mustaches have planned out the stunt of the century with zero practice. We're going to be winging it on game day. The play is so extreme that it would be impossible to practice pre-game or at the YMCA. We're going to have to be silent and swift to pull it off, but I think we can do it. Hill hasn't specifically mentioned this sort of thing as a rule violation, but I have a feeling he'd be willing to make an exception in our case and throw out all involved persons. We've got a couple of the Mustache faithful lined up to clear out the, ahem, evidence, but there's still an excellent chance that the Manly Mustaches could be facing their first real ejection this Sunday. Do you really want to miss that? If there's no way you can catch it live, we are planning to film and then post it on youtube.

If this sounds mysterious and exciting to you, you're reading it right. All will be explained in time.

We need to get "Sweet Georgia Brown" playing during the game. Or at least have the whole team whistle it.