Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Beakjobs

Sam and I had an idea for a movie today.

I call it Shark School!

It involves BHS being attacked by hundreds of flying sharks.

These sharks do not glide or flap or thrash about: they float like giant fleshy zeppelins, great white blimps, patrolling the skies as they once patrolled the oceans. Hovering about 6 feet off the ground, they enter through windows carelessly left open, and door left foolishly unlocked. Once they are noticed, it is too late. The are eveywhere, and the student body would be doomed, if not for the strength of one man: Christian Barnett. He will be our hero, leading his class to safety as BHS crumbles around him.

Troy Schreifels will be the gung-ho quick-to-die macho man. He will start shooting sharks, but will be quickly surrounded and eaten.

I do not know who Barnett's black sidekick will be. Perhaps L.L. Cool J.
He could get Schreifels' taser, taze a shark, and say "Momma said knock you OUT!"






My particular timing and declaritive phrasing in this post is thanks mostly to some time spent reading this comic.-->http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_may19_2006.htm

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8 Comments:

At 9:23 PM, September 27, 2006, Blogger The_Janitor said...

Sounds like a great idea, but we wouldn't be able to do it with our budget/technology

 
At 9:24 PM, September 27, 2006, Blogger the dain train said...

that would be an awesome movie. then there could be a fight scene with the percusion instruments in the band room against the sharks. maybe even one of the tubas or susaphones left lying around.

 
At 9:28 PM, September 27, 2006, Blogger the dain train said...

stick them on the sharks head.

 
At 9:42 PM, September 27, 2006, Blogger m_kummet said...

some skateboarder with an open hour would have to let them in, and since there are few doorknobs they would be forced to break the glass.

 
At 11:08 PM, September 27, 2006, Blogger Samwalkertron said...

wuh? Do you read asofterworld regularly? Because I just sent josh an email yesterday where i mentioned he should read it (among some other webcomics). Is this just a conincidence.

Frankly Max, I am dissapointed in your careless appropriation of other's ideas. I think the sharks would be better if they floated around more like the gluttinous ghost from Ghostbusters, but much more slowly, and constantly dumbly snapping their jaws and making growling noises comparable to the shark verison of "Rassum Frassum."

 
At 11:13 PM, September 27, 2006, Blogger constant_k said...

Yeah tom day never visits the blog anyways.

and qwantz mentioned a softer world so I visited it.

 
At 11:27 PM, September 27, 2006, Blogger constant_k said...

And the tazer was all mine.

 
At 12:31 AM, September 28, 2006, Blogger hannah said...

I don't need a plumber! You're that clever shark, arn't you?

 

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