The Gnarly Science Of The Stefan-Boltzman Law
Three points of interest today:
1. A wonderful afterschool sick-nap. For some reason, a good nap feels even better if you're a little under the weather. No matter how uncomfortable your nap-spot may be, your brain just says "What the deuce? The inner ear says we're horizontal! Huzzah! Huzzay!" and everything shuts down for a while.
What's more, I even had a weird little nap-dream. I don't quite recall everything that happened, but from what I do remember, it was my birthday and Paige Northway and I were going to visit Linda Dockter in her office. But for some reason, Linda's office was at a museum in the cities (sort of a mix between the MIA and the Science Museum), and it was also sort of an apartment. I fell asleep on the floor in my dream, but I don't recall any meta-dreams; that woulda been sweet.
2. I patched up a couple of folders today, using the only suitable tape in the house: the camo duct tape Maya bought for, but forgot to give to, Hannah. This shit is sweet. It's like tarp on a roll. I basically had to use a blowtorch to cut the stuff. I'm sure glad I have it and not Hannah!
3. So I read this webcomic (only one, I promise!) called dinosaur comics, and in yesterday's comic a character wonders about the feasibility and power requirements (in terms of number of suns) of a device which would use light to throw a person up against a wall. The author left a note asking if some of his more scientifically-minded readers could come up with an estimate. So two guys with nothing better to do came up with this ridiculous proof. Apparently, it would only take 4.7x10-15 of the total surface area of the sun to make such a cannon work. Good to know.
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hey fuck you! at least someone's using it. hannah, have faith, it's sweetass.
you're talking about the light cannon i presume
or maybe the stefan-boltzman law
anyway i had a nap-dream today too, i just can't remember it... I had thought to blog about it but I didn't, since it was fairly normal anyway; the best part was that I woke up in the middle momentarily but fell back to sleep and resumed it.
I was havin a totally erotic dream today when i woke up around noon and tried to go back to sleep to resume it but failed.
i hope you're not expecting sympathy
christ i laughed too hard at that proof, and then sams comment
rule number one:
one must not withhold camo duct tape from a republican.
i looked over the proof, and it's not unlike the problems we used to do in physics class. that would be a question on the final, and i would get 6/40 on it, for writing out the formulas.
yeah it's pretty manageable, and everything but the Stefan-Boltzman law is pretty familiar.
check this out for more "good to know" stuff:
www.gullible.info
But beware! It is (completely)useless trivia(because it is made up)(source: Star Tribune)
Oh man. Did tirth just cite a source on a blog comment?
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Niemi would be proud. Probably dissatisfied, though. That citation needs at least 6 more colons and a tilde.
max, your dream meant that you should come down and see the race exhibit with me this weekend!
Look here, Max. The only reason I cited the source was because I took the exact citation (completely)useless trivia(because it is made up).
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