Monday, May 29, 2006

The Oath Of The Tennis Court

Mr. Bundy, I salute you. In the spirit of brotherhood (and because I need to get this damn treasure hunt together--Mattson, you lazy SOB, let's DO this!), I propose that all mustache contributors take the following pledge. Other, non-mustaches are welcome to join in, but we do need all the contributors. Just put your hand up to the screen and read the text aloud:

I, {state your name}, do hereby pledge that if and when Sam Walker gives back my Admin priviledges I will refrain from removing his or any other person's priveledges. Only after careful consideration (and with consultation with other blog contributors) will any person be removed as a contributor or administrator. While I reserve the right to be an asshole about stupid, petty crap, I promise not to allow that assholeness enter the blogger realm in any way (other than the occasional friendly burn), in particular the revocation of priveledges or editing of other contributor's posts or comments.

Please leave your name in the comments after you take the pledge.

P.S.: Dear Italians,
We have not been very good brothers to you for a time now. We have gotten so caught up in our own fighting (over the dumbest of things) that we have forgotten what an amazing group of Italian fellows we have for readers. We will try to remember you and post for you often. After this Friday (for I will be busy until then organizing an exciting scavenger hunt--watch here for details!), we will surely organize some more videos and parties for your enjoyment. Perhaps soccer can be a common link. Are you excited for the world cup to begin?

Still sorry,
The Mustache Nation

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At 10:45 PM, May 29, 2006, Blogger constant_k said...

Maxwell Thomas Gorham Kuehn

At 12:25 AM, May 30, 2006, Blogger mayah said...

just more fodder for the google searchers!

At 2:25 AM, May 30, 2006, Blogger robbie said...

Modena Roberto

At 4:54 AM, May 30, 2006, Blogger fayna said...

hi guys, what's going on?
I don't know what "administrative priviledges" are, so I'm vary far to understand what the hell happened in Mustacheland..

Does the hot weather coming hit your heads? waiting for an explication,

At 7:25 AM, May 30, 2006, Blogger The_Janitor said...

Kurt "The Janitor" Hukriede

At 7:27 AM, May 30, 2006, Blogger 3_the_hard_way said...

I, Thomas Michael Day refuse to take sides. Sorry ever-body, but my weak constition is not prepared for the fighting that will some come from this petty feud.

At 1:42 PM, May 30, 2006, Blogger Samwalkertron said...

Samuel "samwalkertron" Rabalom "fatty" Walker

At 3:18 PM, May 30, 2006, Blogger Johnny V said...

Sam, we want your white slave name. Not your bucky name or whatever that shit is,.

At 3:54 PM, May 30, 2006, Blogger constant_k said...

Dear Fayna,
Administrative priviledges are the powers that some bloggers have to change settings on their blog. Links, posts, colors, everything is controlled by those with admin powers. We have all been something of jerks lately, and we need to take this oath as a promise to avoid this strife once again.

At 5:21 PM, May 30, 2006, Blogger bundy said...

Johnny V - absolutely amazing....bucky....hahahaha. but anyway, I, Josh(ua) David Bundizzle pledge to what max said. i've actually got my privileges back as some of you may know, and i now officially ask that sam return them to everyone else.

At 5:42 PM, May 30, 2006, Blogger keuber said...

you can add "kubas" to this list.

many thanks go out to senor bundy for mediating our trials and tribulations.

At 8:20 PM, May 30, 2006, Anonymous Vaclav Nelhybel said...

Dear Manly Mustaches:
I am much glad that you are no more fighting. Your blog is my favorite yet, and I much appreciate your connection with the Italians. I make confession again that Robbinho is my most favorite.
You are right that I am a fan of Mr. Nelhybel and have a far connection to him. How do you play his music in America?

At 9:08 PM, May 30, 2006, Blogger keuber said...

dear fellow band nerd,

just tell us who you are.


the entire mustache nation.

At 10:00 PM, May 30, 2006, Blogger Josh said...

let's get on the mission like indiana jones


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