Wednesday, May 24, 2006

another year, another mustache

yesterday was a DAY OF CELEBRATION for the mustache community.

while some of you were celebrating the fact that i was sick, and thus not at school, others were celebrating the birthday of jeff kubas! (my dad)

i, however, had much difficulty choosing an appropriate present. what do you get for the man who has it "all"? like any genius 17-year-old, i asked many friends for their advice. the following are some unique responses.

Josh Bundy: "Buy him a whole shitload of porn. Seriously."
Sam Walker: "Buy him a slave."
Sam Walker 2 seconds later: "Ok, buy him some jelly."
Jeff Smith: "Buy him some porn."

While all of these were "thoughtful" ideas, none of them really worked. Then, as though God looked directly upon Andrew Kubas, the heavens parted, it began to rain, and Jesus himself declared, "You really suck at this!"

I went into Best Buy. Less than 2 minutes later, I was out. I'm such a great son!

Happy birthday!

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At 7:12 PM, May 24, 2006, Blogger Samwalkertron said...

Wait... you got your dad, who is blind, a TV show on DVD?

Well, now tht I think about it, I guess tyhe visual component of Beverly Hillbillies is not the most important part.

At 8:21 PM, May 24, 2006, Blogger bundy said...

i still think my idea was better, but that's an outstanding present, kubas; jeff will be quite pleased.

At 10:30 PM, May 24, 2006, Blogger constant_k said...

I'll bet Jeff Smith said "Yeeaaahhh!" right after he gave his suggestion.

Hey Kubas, today is also Bob Dylan's birthday. Very cool.'re an ass.


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