another year, another mustache

yesterday was a DAY OF CELEBRATION for the mustache community.

while some of you were celebrating the fact that i was sick, and thus not at school, others were celebrating the birthday of jeff kubas! (my dad)

i, however, had much difficulty choosing an appropriate present. what do you get for the man who has it "all"? like any genius 17-year-old, i asked many friends for their advice. the following are some unique responses.

Josh Bundy: "Buy him a whole shitload of porn. Seriously."
Sam Walker: "Buy him a slave."
Sam Walker 2 seconds later: "Ok, buy him some jelly."
Jeff Smith: "Buy him some porn."

While all of these were "thoughtful" ideas, none of them really worked. Then, as though God looked directly upon Andrew Kubas, the heavens parted, it began to rain, and Jesus himself declared, "You really suck at this!"

I went into Best Buy. Less than 2 minutes later, I was out. I'm such a great son!

Happy birthday!