Monday, June 12, 2006

It's a Mercury!!

After over a year of suffering without a car, the Janitor is in business. The 2001 Mercury Grand Marquis, with V8 power, a 7.5 second 0-60 and a deluxe sound system, is a thing of beauty. This car would KILL Kubas' Neon and Max's Towncar at anything and everything. All for a discount price of only $6000. I might just get the Manly Mustache logo painted in black on the hood to make it the official car of the Manly Mustaches.

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At 7:59 PM, June 12, 2006, Blogger constant_k said...

Kurt, the Lincoln could burn more gas than that thing any day of the week.

Also, inboard trip computer on the merc? I didn't think so.

At 10:40 PM, June 12, 2006, Blogger keuber said...

do YOU have a 6 foot scratch on the front?

do YOU have a hula girl named janet reno?

is YOUR car pink?

i win. :)


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