Saturday, September 23, 2006

Smart Patrol

Max's food intake for today:

9:30 a.m.: Two slices of toast w/ butter and jelly.
Health factor: +2 (the bread was whole wheat, and both it and the jelly were homemade [mmmmm])

9:47 a.m.: Half handful of left-over nachos
HF: -15. Afterwards, I started feeling slightly ill. Not like "bad nachos" ill, just sick.

2:00 p.m.: 2 fresh chocolate chip cookies, with an 8 oz. glass of 1% milk
HF: -12

2:10 p.m.: 2 more
HF: -16

2:11 p.m.: 1 more
HF: -23

4:00 p.m.: 2 more
HF: -28. Departed for work slightly afterwards

5:25 p.m.: Roll with butter
HF: -12

8:00 p.m.: Roll with disgustingly rich blue cheese
HF: -34

Right now: Homemade gingerbread (my momma wanted to bake today) w/ an 8 oz. glass of 1% milk.
HF: -13

Total Health Factor: -1000. I should be dead right now.

No, wait, I took a vitamin C AND ate a children's chewable vitamin.
Recalcultaed Health Factor: -997. Aww yeah, this body is a temple.

Hell, this body is a fucking skyscraper.



At 10:16 PM, September 23, 2006, Blogger Kelsi said...

Where do you come up with the points?

At 10:30 PM, September 23, 2006, Blogger keuber said...

jenny craig for mustaches.


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