Monday, October 09, 2006

Like Stealing Corn From The Crib

"Cobbers!
Fear the Ear! Concordia's new mascot costume is here! Do you have what it takes to work the crowd into a frenzy? Can you walk the walk and stalk the stalk? Mascot try-outs will be held at 6:15 p.m., Tuesday, Oct. 10, in Olson 139. Previous mascot experience is welcome, but not necessary. Here's your chance to be one of the mascot performers who will entertain at college and community events throughout the year. "

Which would you rather have on your resume?
A: Criminal Vehicular Homicide
B: Concordia Cobbers Mascot

DVD's burned so far:
11 discs of Lord of the Rings (the last disc of Return of the King special features was just too damn big.)
4 discs of Star Wars
Groundhog's Day
Roadhouse (widescreen)
Purple Rain
The Big Lebowski

To burn tonight:
Best In Show
Mystery Science Theater 3000: Manos, Hands of Fate
Clerks
Roadhouse (fullscreen)



Also: Mustaches?

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17 Comments:

At 9:17 PM, October 09, 2006, Blogger royalewithcheese_ said...

Damn...the student has become the master

 
At 11:19 PM, October 09, 2006, Blogger The Clarinet Goddess said...

from a cobber: criminal vehicular homicide. *nods*

 
At 11:27 PM, October 09, 2006, Blogger Rianna said...

The only mascot worse than the Pied Piper of Hamline? The Cobbers. Sorry Crystal.

 
At 11:40 PM, October 09, 2006, Blogger hannah said...

cite your sources, bitch.

 
At 11:52 PM, October 09, 2006, Blogger Houley said...

Groundhog's Day is quite possibly my favorite all-time movie.

 
At 11:53 PM, October 09, 2006, Blogger Houley said...

You should burn me a copy.

 
At 12:29 AM, October 10, 2006, Blogger Samwalkertron said...

Are you really supposed to cite your sources when your source is a top-secret blog?

 
At 12:49 PM, October 10, 2006, Blogger Amelia said...

i'm sure you already know this, but i need the MST3Ks!

 
At 1:36 PM, October 10, 2006, Blogger Houley said...

mattson linked to a superblog from wtityb. i don't see what's so supersecret.

 
At 4:07 PM, October 10, 2006, Blogger Samwalkertron said...

Um I'm not talking about superblog. It's not secret.

 
At 4:17 PM, October 10, 2006, Blogger constant_k said...

(Dear hannah I'd hate to cite a source that doesn't exist, eh?

Also my title contains the words "steal" and "crib", a reasonably strong hint.

And okay hannah showed me this.)

 
At 6:13 PM, October 10, 2006, Blogger Houley said...

my bad. i totally confused this post with the JFK one below/

 
At 7:56 PM, October 10, 2006, Blogger Jules said...

haha...peanut, cashew nut, pecan nut, macadamia nut...

 
At 8:14 PM, October 10, 2006, Blogger hannah said...

ps.
we have a place on campus called the korn krib.

FUNNY HEH.

 
At 9:08 PM, October 10, 2006, Blogger mayah said...

BOTH of those k's are unnecessary. i hate that shit. corn crib. please.

 
At 9:48 PM, October 10, 2006, Blogger hannah said...

it's hip because they can charge us $3 for a can of pringles and 1.50 for some vitamin water.

oh, and sorry for salting your game max

 
At 7:01 PM, October 11, 2006, Blogger constant_k said...

sa-salting my game?
Excuse me?

Is that a cobber-ism?
"Hey, don't salt my game!"

"I don't mean to stick my ear in where it don't belong, but..."

"That dog won't hunt!"

 

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