Like Stealing Corn From The Crib
"Cobbers!
Fear the Ear! Concordia's new mascot costume is here! Do you have what it takes to work the crowd into a frenzy? Can you walk the walk and stalk the stalk? Mascot try-outs will be held at 6:15 p.m., Tuesday, Oct. 10, in Olson 139. Previous mascot experience is welcome, but not necessary. Here's your chance to be one of the mascot performers who will entertain at college and community events throughout the year. "
Which would you rather have on your resume?
A: Criminal Vehicular Homicide
B: Concordia Cobbers Mascot
DVD's burned so far:
11 discs of Lord of the Rings (the last disc of Return of the King special features was just too damn big.)
4 discs of Star Wars
Groundhog's Day
Roadhouse (widescreen)
Purple Rain
The Big Lebowski
To burn tonight:
Best In Show
Mystery Science Theater 3000: Manos, Hands of Fate
Clerks
Roadhouse (fullscreen)
Also: Mustaches?
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posted by constant_k @ 8:57 PM
15 comments
15 Comments:
from a cobber: criminal vehicular homicide. *nods*
The only mascot worse than the Pied Piper of Hamline? The Cobbers. Sorry Crystal.
cite your sources, bitch.
Groundhog's Day is quite possibly my favorite all-time movie.
You should burn me a copy.
Are you really supposed to cite your sources when your source is a top-secret blog?
i'm sure you already know this, but i need the MST3Ks!
mattson linked to a superblog from wtityb. i don't see what's so supersecret.
Um I'm not talking about superblog. It's not secret.
(Dear hannah I'd hate to cite a source that doesn't exist, eh?
Also my title contains the words "steal" and "crib", a reasonably strong hint.
And okay hannah showed me this.)
my bad. i totally confused this post with the JFK one below/
ps.
we have a place on campus called the korn krib.
FUNNY HEH.
BOTH of those k's are unnecessary. i hate that shit. corn crib. please.
it's hip because they can charge us $3 for a can of pringles and 1.50 for some vitamin water.
oh, and sorry for salting your game max
sa-salting my game?
Excuse me?
Is that a cobber-ism?
"Hey, don't salt my game!"
"I don't mean to stick my ear in where it don't belong, but..."
"That dog won't hunt!"
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