mustache haiku

to be honest, i'm not sure if haiku follows a 5-7-5 pattern, but that's how i'll write these for now.

"Manly Mustaches.
Why are they so frickin' good?
We should worship them."

"City of Barrows.
Why do you tempt us with meth?
We'll visit you soon."

"Mister Constant K,
Enforcer of pain and death,
He'll eat you for lunch."

"Kurt The Janitor,
From the ghetto born and raised,
King of Rainmaker."

"Sam 'The Man' Walker,
Hair of the sexiest kind,
But I can't touch it."

"Josh 'The Chef' Bundy,
He will destroy your ankles.
Shakin' and Bakin'."

"Thomas 'Fatboy' Day,
Has the prowess of a cat,
But built like a stick."


Hey! 3 posts in about 10 minutes. Not too bad, eh?