she just doesn't get it

periodically (as in each sunday night) my mother goes grocery shopping. while walking out the door to leave, she never fails to yell in my direction..."WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM THE GROCERY STORE?"

for the last (literally) month or so, the entire kubas pop collection in our fridge has consisted of pepsi and coke...pespi and coke. pew.

so i pondered her question for a little bit...and reached my decision.

"you should buy some pop. but nothing normal. heck, mom, i'm gonna give you a mission. buy some kind of CRAZY flavored pop. something extremely out-of-the-ordinary."

after she returned and loaded up the fridge...i had to take a gander at what she purchased.

sitting inside...on the top shelf of the fridge...was a 2 liter bottle of "caffeine-free pepsi."