fosbury

my mother gave me some crazy article about "how to get in after being waitlisted."

i love her but feel so weird at the same time.

i am mad that i only got one espresso bean.

the kubas guide to cheating at battleship:

1. place your ships diagonally
2. stack your ships on top of each other
3. do not place any ships on the board

i think the dollar store is almost perfect. especially with such exclusive brands as "just pretending." you never really know what to expect.

please keep a boy named pelkey in your prayers. i'm assuming he's still alive. (otherwise i'm guessing i would have received a phone call)

with that, enjoy your friday. it's kind of late. i think i may go to sleep.

mustache out!