Tuesday, December 26, 2006

please don't read twice.


last year, shortly after new york city rang in the new year in a central time zone, (how does that work?) and toasts were made, and drinks were sipped, and 2006 welcomed, i made a simple resolution.

i was going to try to stop using the word/term "rape."

although it can still...sometimes...be found coming out of my mouth, i'd like to think--for the most part--i've been successful. i believe i've somewhat popularized the term "duct tape the anal region." and who can forget the short-lived (but often-quoted) "epar!!" or, for those who are a little slow, "rape" spelled backwards. overall i might be a little biased, but i think this was a resolution well worth it.

highlights of 2006:

  1. the manly mustaches. everything about them. from high-flying dunks to t-shirts to parties to blogs, we layed the hammer down.
  2. my 1816 mile road trip.
  3. turning down carnegie hall.
  4. spring break 2006.

expected highlights of 2007:

  1. over spring break, josh bundy and i will be taking the roadtrip of a lifetime. 3117 miles. 19 states plus D.C. visitng 2 campuses. in the neon. in roughly 7 days. please pray for us. and the neon.
  2. starting fresh.
  3. she knows.
  4. running away and never coming back. again.

goals for 2007:

  1. take my grandma gambling. for one last time.
  2. visit the world's largest ball of twine. (don't ask)
  3. travel to iowa. really. i've never been there before.
  4. have the guts to try taco bell.

many people don't know...but after i first moved when i was younger i wrote a list of some things i wanted to do before i die. some are for the really long-term. others could probably have been completed in the time it took to type this. some...i just need to get the effort to do.

things i scratched off the list:

  1. "into the record books."
  2. beating my grandpa in mini golf.
  3. seeing the world's largest turkey.

with that, i hope that some of you can look back at a nice 2006. hopefully your 2007 will be that much better.

mustache out!



At 6:11 PM, December 27, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...


"She knows."

I like that one!

As an outsider, I don't even know who "she" is, but I like it!!

At 8:15 PM, December 27, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I DID read it twice! I'm just THAT lame. . .
myspace is a real devil.
blogs are just a little slice of heaven I suppose.

At 9:30 PM, December 27, 2006, Blogger keuber said...

who is lilywhite?

At 1:57 AM, December 28, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

. . . your secret admirerer.

She likes puppies and martinis.
you should get to know her.

what "outsider" just randomly leaves a comment like THAT?

But now I have to know, who is she as in 'she knows.' dang Andrew, we're ALL dying to know. . . you elicitful b-word.

At 11:31 AM, December 28, 2006, Blogger bundy said...

very heart-felt and touching, kubas. go to "clemson" so i can visit you sometimes.

At 1:26 PM, December 29, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I LOVE puppies and martinis! I like reading blogs from the locals.

C'mon, Andrew, who is "She"???

At 3:26 PM, December 29, 2006, Blogger bundy said...

1 - who is "she?"

2 - who is lilywhite?

At 5:28 PM, December 30, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahhhhhhh - it's me. Lily.

Haven't you seen my blog? It's only remotely interesting to those who like to cook and/or eat. Oh, and drink martinis, of course.

Koreann said:
what "outsider" just randomly leaves a comment like THAT?

What THAT? It's a random comment. I found the post to be intriguing. You all want to know who SHE is, but I asked.

Ok then, I'm off to the local vodka bar for martinis.

Do the Manly Mustache Men wish for Lily to disappear?


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