Michelangelo Titmarsh

Some of you nerds seemed to enjoy that dinosaur comics inspired physics proof yesterday, so I thought what I'd do was, I'd post this other proof, inspired by this comic.

It tackles the zombie problem in the best way I know how: with the power of statistics!

I'm not sure if I've ever mentioned this on the blog, but zombies are pretty much my worst fear. If I were to stumble across a boggart, it would totally be a zombie, probably of someone I knew. I saw Shaun of the Dead (tagline: A Romantic Comedy. With Zombies) which is supposed to be a funny movie (and it is) and it gave me the willies for a week afterward. That comic gave me some hope that I too could lose my fear of zombies, but the proof crushed it right quick.

If anybody ever wants to really freak me out, they should just create an elborate prank to fool me into thinking that there's been a zombie outbreak. It would need to be quite a prank: locked and covered windows and doors, deserted streets, a fake tv or radio news broadcast (I suppose radio would be easier), and of course it would culminate with a zombie attack.

Man, that would be terrifying. In fact, forget I mentioned it.



John Blong's inspirational poster line:
Everything You Know And Love Is Just A Cube

You're Going To Hell, Dad

LIMITS--If You Get Hit By A 5000 Pound AC Unit, You're Dead. If You Get Hit By A 10,000 Pound AC Unit, You're Still Dead. You Don't Get Any Deader. That's What A Limit Is.