it's all a mystery.
tonight there was a certain "pep band" performance for girls basketball.
(note to max: thanks for coming!)
(note to all: sarcasm.)
apparently tonight was also the evening when freshman/parents come in to listen to heise and decide their schedules for next year. so every parking lot was PACKED. as usual, i was running quite late. so i searched near and far for a parking spot....but i had no such luck.
then i saw two huge SUVs. they were right next to each other. and there was this tiny little sliver of an opening. i mean...it clearly wasn't a parking spot. but i thought to myself...i HAVE to give it a try. with about 6 inches to spare on my right hand side, and roughly 8 1/16 inches on my left, the neon was perfectly parked between the two automobiles.
i REALLY like the fact that no other car except for the neon would have been able to pull off that parking job.
additionally, i really wish i could have seen the reactions of the owners of the SUVs when they returned to their cars. i know they would have been thinking, "what kind of idiot mustache parks this way?"
yup, that was totally me.
lately (perhaps you have heard my voice grace the words) i've been trying to popularize the term, "It's neonic!" will it catch on? doubtful. only time will tell.
with that in mind, have a good one.
mustache out!
ps.
IT'S NEONIC!
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Let's make it a song:
Isn't it neonic?
Don't ya think?
And we can have you in like four different colored sweaters, driving around in the neon.
I'm being extremely serious right now.
I agree, they MUST have been thinking, "What kind of idiot mustache. . . ?"
Genius, Andrew. Pure neonic genius.
i can't believe you blogged this.
on a similar note meg said that our rendition of start spangled banner almost move hurd to tears.
"WE'RE APPRECIATED!"
(sarcasim)
...that was kummet.......
i'm pretty sure my car could fit. it's smaller than yours and has an incredibly tight turning radius.
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