Saturday, March 17, 2007

is it because of my dark skin?

last night, jenden, pelkey, and myself took an adventure to the casino.

on our way back, i was stuck behind this guy driving...slowly. i wanted to pass...but i saw a cop on the side of the road just gunning people. obviously, we were going under the speed limit, so i knew i was safe. the cop pulled behind me...and followed for about 7 miles. the whole time consisted of me saying "fricking fuzz face, get off my back!" or other such quips.

i signaled that i was going to turn left...and...BAM! the lights came on. i had no idea what i did wrong. so i pulled over.

fuzz face (FF): "step out of the car, please."

so i stepped out.

FF: "can you see out of your car ok?"
me: "haha, yeah, the windows are a little foggy."
FF: "license and proof of insurance, please."
FF: "what have you been doing tonight?"
me: "oh, well, my friends and i went to the casino at about 10."
FF: "why did you leave so early?"
me: "we didn't do too well."
FF: "where are you going now?"
me: "back to brainerd..."

the fuzz face tapped on the side of the neon and addressed pelkey...asking him what we had done/where we were going.

FF: "the reason i pulled you over...a number of brainerd kids have been meeting in the casino parking lots to deal drugs. anyway, ahh...just make sure you heat up your car next time."

what really pisses me off:

he pulled me over a solid like EIGHTEEN miles from the casino. he started following me about 11 miles from the casino. therefore, he had NO idea where i had come from, and his logic for pulling me over was false. he just pulled me over because i'm darker skinned than the average brainerd/baxter resident. blah. i hope everyone else had a better start to their spring break.

i'm going to the doctor later this week to get some more potent drugs. i'm really not doing well.

mustache out!



At 11:49 PM, March 17, 2007, Blogger constant_k said...

To be fair, Kubas, you kind of were on drugs.

On the other hand, fuck that guy. Good job spotting him though.

Have a nice time at the hospital!

At 4:45 PM, March 18, 2007, Blogger constant_k said...

"i had no idea what i did wrong. so i pulled over."

so if you know what you're doing wrong, do you hit the gas?

At 8:28 PM, March 18, 2007, Blogger jimaal said...

hey max, do you think communism is moderism or postmodernism?

who cares?

certainly not me so i'll just take a stance on whatever you say and if you don't know the answer no big i'll just flip a coin but i figure you are a lot smarter than a coin

At 11:17 AM, March 19, 2007, Blogger constant_k said...

Yeah I don't really care either.

Josh mattson might?

If I had to guess I'd say postmodernism, since that's more asshole-ish, and the commies are nothin if not assholes.

At 6:25 PM, March 19, 2007, Blogger jimaal said...

hahahahahahaha good argument. k postmodern it is.

At 1:35 PM, March 20, 2007, Blogger Rianna said...

I think it was Pelkey's guns, actually. Those have to be illegal.


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