Monday, February 20, 2006

Delicately Constitutioned Invalids

So in math today, a bunch of Gangsta Nationals were hating on the mustaches. They refused to believe we pulled off a dunk, and then claimed that the dunk was somehow lessened by the fact that it was off of someone's back. They then proceeded to cry tiny, glistening tears. I hope they didn't dampen their lacy linen nightgowns. They could catch cold, and I fear that their delicate constitutions couldn't withstand another bout of pneumonia.

Seriously, isn't an off the back dunk more impressive than one of the unassisted variety? A solo dunk shows excellent individual athleticism, but it doesn't really require much planning or strategy. The same cannot be said of the off the back, which requires a difficult bit of teamwork. For a relatively height-challenged team like the MM to pull off a dunk in a game is a bigger accomplishment. We don't have any 6-8 monsters on the team, so we must rely on cunning and guile.

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8 Comments:

At 9:47 PM, February 20, 2006, Blogger Johnny V said...

They are just being player haters.

 
At 4:39 PM, February 21, 2006, Blogger royalewithcheese_ said...

when will the man quit putting us down?

 
At 6:13 PM, February 21, 2006, Blogger Samwalkertron said...

Max I just have to say that I haven't actually loked at the sidebar until now, and I heartily approve of the Qwantz link.

 
At 8:04 PM, February 21, 2006, Blogger Josh said...

The kids in Gangsta Nation are fucking tools.

Someone should tell them that they are rich white kids living in the midwest.

 
At 9:12 PM, February 21, 2006, Blogger Houley said...

Dude, they're straight outta Compton.

 
At 11:09 PM, February 21, 2006, Blogger Johnny V said...

Crazy mother fucker named Ice Cube? From the gang called Niggas With Attitude? When I'm called off, I got a sawed off? Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off?

The same one?

 
At 11:32 PM, February 21, 2006, Blogger Houley said...

Word.

 
At 3:52 PM, February 22, 2006, Blogger P "N" K said...

pretty sure the off the back dunk is just a poor imitation of the Flying H. of Stoe. The one that brought down the house and brought Loftstrom's BP up to dangerous levels.

 

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