Delicately Constitutioned Invalids

So in math today, a bunch of Gangsta Nationals were hating on the mustaches. They refused to believe we pulled off a dunk, and then claimed that the dunk was somehow lessened by the fact that it was off of someone's back. They then proceeded to cry tiny, glistening tears. I hope they didn't dampen their lacy linen nightgowns. They could catch cold, and I fear that their delicate constitutions couldn't withstand another bout of pneumonia.

Seriously, isn't an off the back dunk more impressive than one of the unassisted variety? A solo dunk shows excellent individual athleticism, but it doesn't really require much planning or strategy. The same cannot be said of the off the back, which requires a difficult bit of teamwork. For a relatively height-challenged team like the MM to pull off a dunk in a game is a bigger accomplishment. We don't have any 6-8 monsters on the team, so we must rely on cunning and guile.