conspiracy theory
good god, today i'm sicker than a dog. i'll be honest: my status for tomorrow is still "questionable."
one can only assume that this illness was the work of those dirty sophomores. i bet they planted birdflu in my chicken sandwich at lunch on tuesday.
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i say you make sure to sneeze on every last one of them before the game
It could be the effects of the steroids.
Kubas you gotta be there, 'tis your destiny. It would be an amazing heroic story. Even if you are to sick to play we need you on the sidelines. If you can't play but do come, I say you come in shirt and tie to look official,
First they killed Rupert, NOW KUBAS!!
Kubas,
Did Kirk Gibson give up in Game 1 of the 1988 World Series? NO, he overcame his knee and hit a walk off homerun.
Did Lance Armstrong quit because of cancer? NO, he overcame his suffering testicles to win 6 Tour de France.
Kubas, what would Malcolm X do? He would have you play and overcome those KKK members that are the Sophmores.
On another note, I am sick also, so All Day might be "_____ Day." (insert any malicious, or hurtful comment)
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