Thursday, March 23, 2006

the wrath of those dirty sophomores

well, for all of our loyal readers/viewers/listeners/smellers/touchers, if you're an avid fan of the blog, you probably remember about 3 weeks ago i announced that i had been contaminated with birdflu. the first suspects were obviously the sophomores, but then i figured that i had contracted the virus from Rupert. (may he rest in peace) he is...after all...a bird.

after three rigorous weeks of near death experiences, i finally had the courage to go to the doctor. unfortunately, (or fortunately) i didn't have birdflu, but lovely bronchitis. so, what did he do? he prescribed Ketek.

alas, this post is about all the ill-effects of ketek. a short lesson. if you see a pill like this:

don't take it.

if you see a box like this:

don't open it.

if you type in "ketek" on google, many of the first sites that come up all regard lawsuits. not good. you feel six times more lightheaded/high than on sudafed, nauseous, extremely thirsty, and it completely..."wipes out your system" if you get my drift.

so, don't take ketek. don't play basketball against sophomores. don't hatch eggs in the band room. don't contract birdflu.

i think this post may have eliminated the barrows revolution. no worries, we have a link if you are missing it!



At 9:59 PM, March 23, 2006, Blogger constant_k said...

To be perfectly honest, when I first skimmed this post and saw the pills I was worried they were suppositories.

At 10:42 PM, March 23, 2006, Blogger constant_k said...

I think this guy deserves some recognition. Look at his profile.

Hey Kubas, how's this for a weekly feature? The contributors take turns clicking on their interests to see who they share them with. Once a week, we post a link to a new profile.

At 11:02 PM, March 23, 2006, Blogger andrew said...

hi kubas. i admit that i didn't realize you had a life in the blogosphere until just now.

and i dont wish death upon you.

At 8:50 AM, March 24, 2006, Blogger Kid C said...

The Coma Stura?? I know he meant "Kama Sutra," but that isn't really even close.

Milwakie's Best?? Clearly he'd had too many already when he tried to spell Milwaukee.

I wonder if this guy (age 48, height and weight disproportioned) ever is successful in "pickin' up chicks at the Tok Logde."


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