he who stands on toilet, high on pot

ok.

max kind of hinted that our blog needs to be a bit more "manly." i thought i was on the right track whilst sipping my tea, writing poetry, and taking heartfelt advice from oprah...but i guess my "wheels fell off" (dear hewitt: aren't you proud?) Anyway, max and tay have been exchanging verbal altercations during 6th hour for a few weeks now...so,

HYPOTHETICALLY speaking,

if max and tay got into an all out brawl, who would win?

if it takes jim 3 hours to paint a house, and bill 80 minutes to paint the same house, is tay still wearing dartmouth pants?

ok, here's an andrew kubas adventure. google images. "dartmouth mustache."


I think we need to start a kid c caption contest for this one. winner gets +15 points.