have no fear...your coke is here!

World Cup. Italy.

Man, that's crazy. I'm guessing the sounds from the Fayna household were as follows:

"Ahhhhh! OOOhhhh!!!!" followed by a lot of Italian.

Tip of the Hat to the Scratched up Lenny. 480 miles on 12.6 gallons of gas.

Wag of the Finger to Zinedine Zidane. That was inappropriate. (but pretty cool)

So, for those who are "unaware," we will be starting some random mustache challenges. You could win the greatest mustache of them all--an Abraham Lincoln--just by earning the most mustache points. It's a monthly giveaway! We're so dang humanitarian! (Check out the July standings on the sidebar...)

6-2=4. 2/6=33%

66% of our mustache contributor crew stayed in town the last few days--and what did we get?--a solid effort from Bundy. Thanks, man. At least the Chef is still cookin'.

For 20 mustache bonus points: I just downloaded a crackwhore Imperials song. Guess the song...get the points! (one guess per comment...unlimited comments) God I'm a douche.