Kiera Knightley-Because Protruding Clavicals Are Dead Sexy

Good moment yesterday: While vainly feeling up the mannequins in Brekkens for 20 minutes (it's a rather long story), a woman passing in the mall said "you've got the wrong word on the back of your shirt there." I was wearing my Ravenclaw-blue "Live Better, Vote Democrat" shirt, so I could only assume that she meant the word "Democrat," and that she would have had it say Republican.

Now, here's the fun part: I had only a half second to respond before this woman passed out of my life forever. My response was not the retrospectively better "Fuck You," nor was it "Fuck You!!," nor "Fuck You, Bitch!!!!!" No, I mumbled "Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man." I seriously quoted the Dude (from "The Big Lebowski" for all the unwashed out there) without even trying. What a great moment in my life...

I figure next time some violent criminals break into my house, I'll greet them with a hearty "Hey, this is, like, a private residence, man..."