rock the casbah

ok, this is mainly a post for AO, but perhaps some of our mustache faithful will enjoy it.

tonight was the final home game of the season for the girls hockey team. so a group of manly men (and a woman) consisting of thomas day, andrew kubas, maxwell kuehn, and ashley olson decided to attend the game.

let us rewind to early this morning. i was in a fun circle talking with a few people...when i noticed tom day leaning against the lockers about 100 feet away. i told some of the ladies, "look at that man over there. he is calm. cool. collected. leaning against a locker. i would tap that."

little did i know that this quote would soon become the highlight of the evening. old ladies? "yeah, i'd tap that." boys with letterman jackets? "i'd tap that." 2 hockey refs with manly mustaches? you know the phrase.

after the game, i was in desperate need of finding some batteries. the neon wasn't functional tonight, so i had to borrow a ride from AO. we went to a store called target. upon entrance, there was this fun lady named mrs. folkeringa shopping.

background information: as a sophomore, AO was asked to c-ball by a senior named jacob folkeringa. yes. awkwardness.

ashley pretty much sprinted far away from mrs. folky, but we had to make a giant circle to get back to the battery section. and who did we meet? yup.

visual: mrs. folkeringa is pushing her cart down the aisle.
kubas: "why hello!"
visual: AO is blushing.
mrs. f: "hi..."

yup, that was the extent of our awkward conversation.

i bought a lovely 10-pack of AAA batteries. and there was pretty much no one in the store. so i asked the clerk, "can i ring up my batteries?" yeah, she TOTALLY let me ring up my own purchase. and i don't even work there!

man, you could call me dr. kubas. or you could just paint a target on my back and let me work there. or, if you really wanted, you could sleep in carl sneep's bed. (long story.)

mustache out!