Friday, January 19, 2007

they were put up there to keep us apart.

first off:

with the lack of mustache-related material in the mustache palace, i think it needs to be known that i have not shaved since monday, and i am feeling quite manly. (it involves a mustache.) now, i THOUGHT it would be "fashionable" to just not shave over this 3-day-weekend and return to BHS with a porn-star-look that not even josh johnson could pull off, but the events of tomorrow kind of point in a different direction.

hey, pelk, did you ever get my e-mail? i will send you another one. i am most definitely going to give you a visit tomorrow. same goes for the gaffinator/anyone else who might want to see a boy named kubas.

some fun events in the life of andrew kubas:

yesterday was my retirement party from gambling. tom day, nick anderson, shannon mcguire, josh bundy and myself all hit up the slots/blackjack and had a good time. i decided that (for the time being) it would be my farewell tour because, really, gambling is kind of a bad thing.

i bought this pretty sweet lighter. it's all silver-y and shiny. and it has a blue light that shines really bright. i think i may have to light a mustache on fire.

some deep thoughts: i have been to the top of a mountain, but i don't think i have ever been below sea level. with lowered gas prices, the neon can fill a tank on $18. i really like that.

mustache out.



At 8:19 PM, January 19, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retire? From gambling, say it's not so.

At 8:24 PM, January 19, 2007, Blogger m_kummet said...

i agree "retirement" psssshhhhh

yeah just take up smoking. THEN you can become what you have always dreamed of becoming: a dishwasher/cook. they ARE no shave november and they don't even know it. "you got a lighter you got a friend"

At 7:58 AM, January 20, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Drive to Death Valley in the neon full of cheaper gas. Then you'll get below sea level.

At 11:50 PM, January 20, 2007, Blogger Samwalkertron said...

yeah, just "take up" smoking.


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