This Will Not Stand

From what I have heard from a reliable source (Pat Zerwas) these punk sophmores have been talking shit about our game. I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm not letting it go unnoticed. Thursday at 7:00 we are gonna kick their 3 ft tall asses. Evidently these punks didn't get the message, we beat them last time by 5, but it could have easily been 30 if we had switched out of the 1:3:1, stopped the 3-ball, and called half as many fouls as they did. I hear they got some new kid who's pretty good, but he only like 4 ft tall so Johnson should be able to stop him. We have to play physical, push them around, and if they start getting cocky, knock them on their asses. I say we definatly have to pull out the "All Day Dunk" again, and pull out atleast one hard foul on defense. When we get up there will be no letting up, we need to humiliate them. On offense feed the ball to Hummer, Dirk and Phil and let them make plays. Keep one chery picker unless they are scoring. Start thinking of some good lines to say after every shot we make. We have to be amazing on the court so we aren't the last place team.

I'm hoping to get a good crowd at the game to cheer us on, tell everyone who might be remotely interested to come and cheer on the 'Staches.