Sunday, April 09, 2006

What A Hell Of A Way To Goddamn Wake Up

My proposal for BHS prom in future years:
We will have two separate proms. One will take place in the gym and feature danceable music with a reasonable number of slow dances. The other prom will be attended by all of the hayseeds, yokels, and jack-pine savages (as determined by an impartial judge--yes, me). It will take place in the parking lot. Every year the theme will be the same: barn-dance hoe-down. There will be a live fiddle n' washboard band and ample haybales on which to sit while drinking a wide variety of ciders, both spiced and regular. Lighting will be provided by dozens of pick-up trucks with their brights on. The whole set-up will be financed by the proceeds from an elaborate acorn-whiskey moonshine operation.

Next year's theme: Bread Party. The tunnel will be a series of bagels sticking out of the floor. Slices of bread will adorn the walls. The grand march backdrop will be a great, steaming loaf of genuine, good old-fashioned bread.

If I ever see Tyrone Blue (The DJ) again, his new name will be Tyrone Black&Blue. He looked like a cross between Lucius Malfoy and the villain in Ghostbusters II, and I didn't care for his choice in music, either.

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8 Comments:

At 8:13 PM, April 09, 2006, Blogger jobble said...

dude he was using windows media player, how off the shizzle is that?

 
At 9:38 PM, April 09, 2006, Blogger Tay said...

max... wow that is priceless. i so am totally on board with that. not going to lie, bread theme sounds a little... uh... unromantic... but whatevs. everything else you said is dead on.

 
At 9:40 PM, April 09, 2006, Anonymous The Legendizer said...

I requested 3 different songs that are some of the ALL TIME GREATEST dance songs ever and I got a no to every one. If Sandstorm is the only friggin dance song you got you are a sad DJ. +24 EXP. points to Tyrone for playing What is Love though.

 
At 7:39 AM, April 10, 2006, Blogger graham said...

which villain from Ghostbuster's II? Janosz or Vigo, the Scourge of Carpathia?

 
At 9:44 AM, April 10, 2006, Blogger Tom said...

the guy who played Vigo was Wilhelm von Homburg. im guessing, just from hearing his name, that this guy was EXACTLY the same in real life as he was in the movie. Nosferatu, anyone? and Janosc couldn't be considered a villain, he was just an innocent man in the wrong place at the wrong time, who was overcome by Wilhelm - i mean Vigo's powers.

 
At 9:46 AM, April 10, 2006, Blogger Tom said...

janosz*

 
At 7:55 PM, April 10, 2006, Blogger royalewithcheese_ said...

the DJ was actually a bus driver by day so he could spend all day everyday with children

 
At 9:39 PM, April 10, 2006, Blogger Sherlock said...

I thought it was pretty sweet he played a little harcore music though, just to have something for everyone. I think we should look into organizing a good live band for prom next year. Or just shoot whatshisface so he can't do it again.

 

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