Tuesday, May 23, 2006

holy poop (HAHAHA....get it?)

well, i am tragically afflicted with food poisoning.

my license describes me as "5' 2", 130 lbs."

keep in mind--that license--2 years old. i scaled in today at 118. so if i die in the next day or so, all my possessions should be sold...and the cash given directly to the mustache charity of the month.

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posted by keuber @ 9:25 PM   5 comments

5 Comments:

At 9:05 AM, May 24, 2006, Blogger Erik said...

118 pounds? Hell, I OUTWEIGH you by over 30 pounds.

 
At 5:36 PM, May 24, 2006, Blogger PBear said...

118 pounds? Hell, I OUTWEIGH you by over 62 pounds.


Pelkey: Keubas, your're going to have the aff case done by Friday right?

Keubas: You bet Pelk! Golly gee golly jeepers!

 
At 5:44 PM, May 24, 2006, Blogger Unknown said...

5'2"???

 
At 6:15 PM, May 24, 2006, Blogger keuber said...

pelkey, for the LOVE OF GOD

spell kubas right.

you're so fat because you take STEROIDS. yeah, i could put on a few more pounds if i anally injected "happy" juice.

hahahaha, dude, pelkey, remember that one time, in watertown...with the air freshener? CLASSIC

seriously--i have the aff case 75% done. and i hope pritschet just wants a preliminary case, because this one is horrible.

 
At 11:15 PM, May 27, 2006, Blogger PBear said...

thanks kewbass

 

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