Wednesday, June 14, 2006

andrew kubas

i've stolen like $2000 from innocent people in 3 days.

the elderly
deathly ill
those living on food stamps

they don't realize we get a commission on the pledges.
i feel dishonest.
i've stopped swearing.

new fun words:

"god dominican!"
"you're a hemorrhoid"
"tookoo tookoo"
andrew kubas song of the day:

"multiply" by jamie lidell.


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At 12:25 AM, June 15, 2006, Blogger Sherlock said...

You're starting to sound a little more left wing! You consider the unemployed to be innocent. I am proud, hijo.

At 12:46 AM, June 15, 2006, Blogger constant_k said...

Mmmm, taking other people's money. Sounds like just the job for me.

(Cackles, rubs palms together in a miserly fashion)

At 10:46 PM, June 15, 2006, Blogger Houley said...

Max - is Don your uncle? That guy's pretty sweet.

One time we were calling Texas (Kubas, it was the D4D campaign, Sunday night, and it sucked) asking people with no history of contribution for $100 up front. Needless to say, expectations for the campaign are rather low, so to entertain myself, I would slip into a southern drawl whenever I spoke to anyone from Texas. It started innocently, my voice just hinted at it while I spoke slowly to the Texans (they actually teach us to speak more slowly to folks in the south :D), but it eventually got out of hand and evolved into a full drawl. I was far more Southern than any of the people I harassed for money... Then Don came over, said he'd been listening to my calls, said I'd done a good, job, said to cut out the accent. He probably should've slapped me too, but he didn't.

Anyway, that's my Don story.


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