Tuesday, October 31, 2006

don't ask me

the following are some observations found only in brainerd senior high school on halloween. seriously, ONLY in brainerd senior high school.


cody hummer as chet stevenson. priceless.
tom keller, brett kramer, and austin lesmeister doing a fun "dance."
sra. qualley as frida kahlo.
pritschet with hair.


the "safe sex" fairy.
that one goth kid dragged his girlfriend by the leash. most people dubbed it an "inappropriate" costume, but they failed to realize that he drags her with a leash everyday.
mr. borash didn't dress up.

now it is my honor to enlighten you with the greatest halloween story of all time. if only you could witness me in person telling this tale...enjoy.

today the lovely...the talented...the inspirational josh "the chef" bundy dressed up as flava flav. (to be honest, i don't know if it's spelled "flavaflav," "flavor flav," "flavorflav..." but you get the drift.)

imagine: josh was wearing a green-and-blue striped joker's hat. large sunglasses. he purchased a plastic "pure silver" grill from ebay which covered almost all of his teeth. he wore a black shirt with...in bold white lettering..."public enemy." he also purchased a necklace with a 9-inch-diameter clock. (it kept time perfectly.) the background of the clock was inscribed with the words "BLING BLING!"

every day...before going to spanish...josh and i walk together over to mississippi. coming from the senior locker section, we always pass the band room...and mr. melby always is on hall patrol/duty. after noticing the wacky apparel of mr. bundy...

melby: [directed to bundy] "who are you supposed to be? ALL-KNOWING?"

kubas: "mr. melby...you need more culture in your life."

melby: "did i miss something?"

hahaahahaahahahahah. THAT is why mr. melby is one of my personal heroes.

on a sidenote, i need some advice: is it inappropriate/unprofessional to swear in my lang college app essay? (keep in mind, this isn't going to a college--i just have to do it for the class)

mustache out!



At 8:16 PM, October 31, 2006, Blogger Rianna said...

On the college app essay: It depends on the background. On the Melby story: FRICKING HILARIOUS!!!

At 8:43 PM, October 31, 2006, Blogger Shelty said...

There were some... interesting... costumes today, which were good for a laugh. Yeah, Melby is probably my favorite teacher.

As for the essay, yeah, what Rianna said. It depends on which word, too, probably.

At 9:05 PM, October 31, 2006, Blogger m_kummet said...

if melby really knew who flava flav was than he would have had a pretty awesome/akward joke about it.

AO says- Melby and Flava are tight, he just didnt want to admit his close relationship with a celebrity.(AO is high from the air in a can...? ask about the pic later...)

At 10:05 PM, October 31, 2006, Blogger Houley said...

oh kubas drop a few F-bombs on Nimei. just to get her reaction.

At 10:15 PM, October 31, 2006, Blogger cameron said...

I probably saw at least 20 people dressed up as flava flave this weekend. sorry, don't mean to be a buzz kill. although, josh's costume does sound pretty amazing.

At 10:32 PM, October 31, 2006, Blogger Kelsi said...

How white are we?

At 10:32 PM, October 31, 2006, Blogger Samwalkertron said...

Well, based on Niemi's strong and irrational objection to swearing of all sorts, I would say this is probably not the place (though I think it would be perfectly fine for college apps outside of those being graded by Niemi, assuming proper context).

At 3:00 PM, November 01, 2006, Blogger jobble said...

no way dude, nick nathan totally drops some expletives in his papers last year and niemi didn't really do much.

At 5:17 PM, November 01, 2006, Blogger constant_k said...

Kubas' opening line:

"Fucking A man. My ass is fucking killing me. Why the fuck did I sign up for this debate shit anyways? GODDAMN SUMBITCH MOTHERFUCKER."


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