My Mental Gymnastics Will Flip You
1. Mr. Blong today: "See, if I was after the money, I'd be better off just quitting this job and working for the porn industry." Now before you draw any conclusions, you should realize that Blongo was talking about google-bombing for porno sites, not doing any sort of performance, or perhaps set-dressing. But you know how everyone took it.
2. Word on the street is that some goody-goody has leaked word to Lepel that A. some people don't think she's most personable badger in the burrow and B. they write about it on the blogs. So brace yourselves for another round of cyber-tears here on the interweb.
The made fun of me! On the INTERNET! Everyone in the world could read it!
3. So in econ today Kubas said something clever, and I was all "Oh my, what mental gymnastics. You're like the intellectual Kerri Strug!" I was far too proud of this riposte.
4. Phrases to use: goody two-shoes, "on everyone's lips," time to shine, in my wheelhouse
5. Read this.
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posted by constant_k @ 10:25 PM
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6 Comments:
Tell her to post all of her cyber-tears on my blog, Tears. Seems appropriate.
OMG WHEN YOU INSULT PEOPLE ON A BLOG THEY CAN FIND OUT ABOUT IT?
you can never be too proud of a Kerri Strug allusion.
Archimedes Plutonium is pretty sweet.
and, might i add, dartmouth college is credited with confirming his existence. just more proof that we rock at stuff.
"Plutonium was long observed on the campus of Dartmouth College, where he rode around on a bicycle and wore an orange hunting hat and a homemade cape decorated with atomic symbols in magic marker. Students frequently saw him using the computer cluster in the basement of the Kiewit Computation Center"
dartmouth... so bad ass...
dartmouth... known to produce registered nutcases.
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