Thursday, January 25, 2007

My Mental Gymnastics Will Flip You

1. Mr. Blong today: "See, if I was after the money, I'd be better off just quitting this job and working for the porn industry." Now before you draw any conclusions, you should realize that Blongo was talking about google-bombing for porno sites, not doing any sort of performance, or perhaps set-dressing. But you know how everyone took it.

2. Word on the street is that some goody-goody has leaked word to Lepel that A. some people don't think she's most personable badger in the burrow and B. they write about it on the blogs. So brace yourselves for another round of cyber-tears here on the interweb.

The made fun of me! On the INTERNET! Everyone in the world could read it!

3. So in econ today Kubas said something clever, and I was all "Oh my, what mental gymnastics. You're like the intellectual Kerri Strug!" I was far too proud of this riposte.

4. Phrases to use: goody two-shoes, "on everyone's lips," time to shine, in my wheelhouse

5. Read this.



At 11:11 PM, January 25, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell her to post all of her cyber-tears on my blog, Tears. Seems appropriate.

At 11:35 PM, January 25, 2007, Blogger Samwalkertron said...


At 12:27 AM, January 26, 2007, Blogger Houley said...

you can never be too proud of a Kerri Strug allusion.

Archimedes Plutonium is pretty sweet.

At 1:44 AM, January 26, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

and, might i add, dartmouth college is credited with confirming his existence. just more proof that we rock at stuff.

At 1:47 AM, January 26, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Plutonium was long observed on the campus of Dartmouth College, where he rode around on a bicycle and wore an orange hunting hat and a homemade cape decorated with atomic symbols in magic marker. Students frequently saw him using the computer cluster in the basement of the Kiewit Computation Center"

dartmouth... so bad ass...

At 1:17 PM, January 26, 2007, Blogger Houley said...

dartmouth... known to produce registered nutcases.


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