'Tis my duty to the Mustache Nation

WWEEELLLL, looks like i'm the only mustache in the house....in fact, i have been for a long time but i just didn't realize it.

So.....what to do....


well, first of all, i'd just like to say that the warrior tennis team is doing pretty well so far...uhh...yeah....


who am i kidding, folks. I'm the random that throws in off-the-wall posts every now and then to keep everyone on their toes. I'm not of the blogging caliber that would allow me to actually post something interesting on a regular basis. So, i must resort to old tactics.





Let's have a look at this new beer (i think it's new?) called "queer beer." As far as i know, it's being marketed in Europe. Now tell me, what the hell is the point of having a beer dedicated to a certain sexual orientation? does it taste funny? will i be a queer if i drink it? what if i like the stuff - does that mean i secretly love men? And finally, what if i'm just in the mood for a hetero beer? i don't know, people, this just seems a little too shady for me. I think they will be surprised at how little business they get. Perhaps they should use my new slogan - it comes in the bottle, but you can get it in the can. Anyone, anyone? (audience - that's disgusting, bundy!)

Tough crowd.


P.S. Houle - we beat sartell 4-3 last thursday, pretty sweet, eh? Sartell wasn't as good this year for some reason. And next week we have a grueling FOUR matches - monday, tuesday, thursday, friday. I will keep you posted on scores and such.

P.P.S. Houle, again - take a guess at who took over your number one spot this year.