Thursday, April 27, 2006

Can I Get A Witness?

Sam visits this site about once a life-age, but he apparently managed to drop by and leave a childish, 8 word post exhalting his team's 3 placement edge on mine at the stae KB tournament. I hate to bore everyone with nerd-fest stats, but here goes--

Sam, look at the raw figures:
The Death Eaters: set a section record for points in a season with 406 (Sudoku wasn't even top three and and to go to subsections [snicker]), took home two silvers and a bronze from invites against top teams (Sudoku didn't win jack), beat every top ten state finisher we faced in at least one oral round, never lost one head-to-head oral round to sudoku, womped you guys on every written round, and succesfully pushed our misogynistic agenda. Also, our team contained neither Tay, NOR Logan, NOR James. Can't deny us that one.

So you guys snapped up points against easy competition and snuck into 9th. Big deal. The Death Eaters had one bad meet, but we blew you away with our overall excellent season.

Don't you all just love the Brainerd Warrior unity we're exhibiting here?

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At 8:49 PM, April 27, 2006, Blogger keuber said...

this redefines the "warrior way."

At 9:58 PM, April 27, 2006, Blogger Houley said...


you can figure that one out for yourselves.

At 10:16 PM, April 27, 2006, Blogger Johnny V said...

Word to your mother.

At 6:54 PM, April 28, 2006, Blogger Samwalkertron said...

"The Death Eaters had one bad meet,"

Just happened to be the mot important one.

Max, I wouldn't even have been jerk about this if you hadn;t pretended that we weren't even there.

At 9:31 PM, April 28, 2006, Blogger jobble said...

I dunno, it seems only one team didn't choke...

At 9:58 PM, September 27, 2006, Blogger Kara said...

And I thought after Tay and James weren't on the same team I wouldn't have to worry about deaths among Knowledge Bowl members on my team. Apparently I was wrong.

I know this is several months too late, but I just wanted to see the reaction to KB State last year. Of course it was ugly.


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