HE WILL RETURN TONIGHT

Final scores for today's Knowledge Bowl practice:
Sam and Kara--12
Tay and Logan--15
Max--18
The rest of the Death Eaters--0 (Due to misplaced priorities. Tennis practice for captains? Pfft. C'mon. Which activity are you going to State in? That's right.)

I really could have used the rest of you guys. By myself, I only beat the other teams by 6 and 3, respectively. It was kind of an effort, I almost worked up a sweat there...

I guess I'll bring along the cane to state, if only because it does kind of help in keeping weight off the old ankle. I have to be careful, though. I feel like an ape carrying a mammoth bone when I'm lugging this thing around. Let's just make sure Tay doesn't get a hold of it, eh?

Possible names for the cane: John McCane, Mr. McCaney (longtime Lowell principal), Caney McCane-Cane. Hey, I could shoot pool with this thing...

Oh, and everybody say you want to go to Applebee's, because Culver's sucks donkey.

If this works, it will be amazing. Make your mark in the comments...Death Eaters, Go!

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