Saturday, July 29, 2006

Holy Shit

Our class-song conundrum is solved:

Toolmaster of Brainerd.

Basically the only song written about Brainerd, ever, and an awesome song to boot: what could be better.

Labels: ,

12 Comments:

At 7:49 PM, July 29, 2006, Blogger constant_k said...

Mmmmm, people generally need to know about a song before it can become the class song. This would require some serious advertising, viral or otherwise.

Yeah, it's a good song, and we could get a band to do it well enough. But has anyone really heard of it?

 
At 8:04 PM, July 29, 2006, Blogger The_Janitor said...

We could just walk around school with a stereo playing that song as loud as possible a few times a day, or better yet be like those crazy goth kids and just sit in front of our lockers with it playing every morning.

 
At 8:49 PM, July 29, 2006, Blogger Houley said...

Good idea.

I'd like to hear this song.

 
At 12:25 AM, July 30, 2006, Blogger Samwalkertron said...

We could just walk around school with a stereo playing that song as loud as possible a few times a day, or better yet be like those crazy goth kids and just sit in front of our lockers with it playing every morning.

Exactly.

 
At 12:28 PM, July 30, 2006, Blogger constant_k said...

Um, being like those crazy goth kids is not the best way to win a popularity contest, which is exactly what this will be.

 
At 4:48 PM, July 30, 2006, Blogger CoachDub said...

Trip Shakespeare was very popular when I was in college.

So . . .
1) Get the song played at least once per week in the opening of the morning announcements

2) Get t-shirts that say this on the front:
"Mr. Master of Brainerd"
and this on the back:
"Up in Brainerd where the children go to milking school"

 
At 8:09 PM, July 30, 2006, Blogger Pelk said...

Or you could guarantee victory by just choosing a Judas Priest song.

Name one kid in your class that isn't secretly hell bent for leather.

 
At 9:26 PM, July 30, 2006, Blogger the dain train said...

are you back home pelky?

 
At 9:36 PM, July 30, 2006, Blogger constant_k said...

Um, Josh Johnson?



He's pretty openly hell bent for leather.

 
At 11:42 PM, July 31, 2006, Blogger Kara said...

If you're able to convince enough people to choose this song to be our class song, I think you should go into marketing, because obviously that's where you belong.

And I actually want to hear this song; I want to know how anyone could be inspired to write anything lyrical about Brainerd.

 
At 12:11 AM, August 01, 2006, Blogger bundy said...

i'm hell bent for leather...chips, dips, chains, whips...a little candle wax on the nipples....how about the song "wierd science" for our class song? damn i love the 80s. perhaps a ditty by the cure (burn) or a flock of seagulls (i ran so far away)? as in burn a certain large object and run away....far away.

 
At 4:40 PM, August 01, 2006, Blogger Amelia said...

hell fucking yeah!

 

Post a Comment

<< Home