Young, Strapped, And I Don't Give A Fuck

All-Hallow's-Eve Highlights:

-Scaring a bunch of little kids.

-Sam Walker, wrapped in a black cape, sitting in a tree in my front lawn, alternately hooting like a cartoon owl and quacking like Daffy Duck.

-Josh Johnson wearing the Devo suit and beard, yelling instructions to kids through a karoke machine while he stood in the other room with the mic, peering through the glass door.

-Sam Walker declaring his love for capes, and showing off his cape wielding skills by swooshing around the yard. Seriously, he was like the goddamned Sandman, but with a penguin hat on.

This pumpkin:


So it's been getting cold here lately, and that means Pug jackets.

We Kuehns love our pugs, but we draw the line at clothing. No sweaters, no hats, no smart little suits ala` Frank from Men In Black.


Really, all we have for pugs are the bare neccesities: jackets. We tend to get some cool air up 'round these parts, and pug dogs just t'weren't designed with such freezin' cold in mind. Therefore, we just gotta bundle em up like little sausages. It's science; it's boring, but it's part of my life.
I mean, we didn't even dress them up for Halloween, which is basically the Holy Grail for obsessive dog owners. Here's one example (I want you all to admire my resolve for narrowing this down to just one):Okay, just one more: