Wednesday, April 12, 2006

The Manly Mustache Contest of the Year

Over spring break my sister traveled to Texas/Mexico/Texico. Upon arriving, she immediately thought not of herself, but of others, and purchased this hula girl as a gift for me.

The problem: I can't think of a good name for her. So, for our contest, if you can come up with a quality name for this hula girl (it has to be appropriate...and I have to find it intriguing) you'll win $1. Heck, let's make this interesting. You'll win $5! I don't know how I'll find you/pay you...especially for those living in foreign countries, but you'll get your money.

Let the games begin!

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At 11:05 PM, April 12, 2006, Anonymous amy said...

how many entries can you put in? if you enter more than one do your earnings decrease?

i say the girl looks like a "Tallulah" to me... maybe just because of the whole "hula" aspect... but she does indeed remind me of a Tallulah.

At 11:41 PM, April 12, 2006, Blogger Tom said...

punxsutawney phillis

At 12:19 AM, April 13, 2006, Blogger mayah said...

i just think it should be noted that she's a hula girl, but was purchased in texico. i just think the name should reflect that, but i have no actual suggestions.

At 4:26 AM, April 13, 2006, Blogger fayna said...

My suggestion is WALKIRA.
A blend of "Walker texas ranger" and "Shakira" so something from mythology :)

if you prefer, writing it "walkhera", it would reflect also the fact that she's an heroine.
But I prefer simply walkira.
It's clear that she has extrahuman skills

At 7:36 AM, April 13, 2006, Blogger The_Janitor said...

I would have to say Miguel, because every Mexican is named Miguel

At 9:29 AM, April 13, 2006, Blogger CoachDub said...

"Umiʻumi" not only has a nice ring to it, it is the Hawaiian word for mustache.
But if you want to go with Maya's Hawaii-Mexico hybrid, call her Umiʻumi Rosita.

At 10:58 AM, April 13, 2006, Blogger fayna said...

ehm.. janitor, you were the guy who wrote about me "la ragazza* più bella"
I decided to ignore it but now I see that it wasn't an isolate case!
say hi to miguel! =P


At 7:57 PM, April 13, 2006, Blogger 3_the_hard_way said...

Janet Reno

At 8:42 PM, April 13, 2006, Blogger constant_k said...

I have an idea: let's name it Josh Mattson.

At 8:58 PM, April 13, 2006, Blogger keuber said...


"tallulah" <---if my memory serves me correctly, which i think it does, that is the name almost given to the jamaican bobsled on the hit movie "cool runnings."

i've gotta say, tom day is in the lead right now, janet reno is just so darn appropriate.

but, you can submit as many entries as you like. although my decision will be a bit biased, i haven't made up my mind yet!

At 6:23 PM, April 14, 2006, Blogger royalewithcheese_ said...

Name it liz because she slightly resembles Ellens' sister and needless to say, Liz was hot

At 10:25 PM, April 18, 2006, Blogger Sherlock said...

I second that motion. Stich, I'll always remember the kittens incident.


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