Tuesday, September 05, 2006

"Cause though I leave her waiting, she knows I'll turn against myself again"

wow. high school. pew.

guess who DOESN'T have a car to drive? hey! if you guessed "andrew kubas" you're correct! give yourself +10 bonus points.


O Canada! Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Forgive me, i felt like busting out Canada's national anthem. See, we just received our THIRD hit from our northerly neighbors. welcome to the palace!


'tis official! The Bread Party will be running with Melby/Z for our 2008 ticket.

The talented Phil Olsen won our Gubernatorial race. The Senate candidate is none other than Tom Selleck. This is quite exciting! For +20 bonus points: come up with the cleverest 2008 slogan.

I'll see you high school folk tomorrow. Actually, I'm not too sure about that. blah blah blah mustache out

(btw, check out ontherun... and logan's blog for some entertaining fun!)

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5 Comments:

At 9:14 PM, September 05, 2006, Blogger constant_k said...

Moving America SIDEWAYS!

 
At 12:03 PM, September 06, 2006, Blogger Kid C said...

"A mustache in every kitchen and a Ferrari 308 in every garage."

Not only does it parody Herbert Hoover's successful slogan, it references the party AND Magnum PI's signature ride. I'll accept the points now.

 
At 2:59 PM, September 06, 2006, Blogger Houley said...

Vote or Die (of malnourishment due to a below-average consumption of grains.)

Who were the genius dieticians that took bread out of the bottom of the food pyramid? We MUST remedy this critical failure in our nation's perspective of the relevance of bread in your daily diet!

 
At 4:26 PM, September 06, 2006, Blogger royalewithcheese_ said...

the hit from Ardmore Canada was me from my trip to Alaska so if you want to count it as 3 hits you can.

 
At 9:40 PM, September 06, 2006, Blogger The_Janitor said...

Isn't Dr Z german? So he couldn't really run for president

 

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