"you could win a MILLION pesos!"
some things i have learned:
- 'tis impossible to pound down an entire box of zours.
- when you DO pound them down, you're in for a rude awakening the next day.
- apparently "non-oxygenized gasoline" doesn't belong in the neon. (whoops.)
- i'm (almost) a professional driver.
- parking can be expensive.
- pelkey has a girlfriend.
- my heart is bleeding a little bit.
- oh well.
fun facts:
- the neon can make it to the cities on 4 gallons of gas.
- that's like $8 to go to the cities.
- i am a professional NAPA football player.
- my middle name is "john".
things that bother me:
- a dome dog + a coke = $9.00.
- physics answers not in the back of the book.
- 14: (the number of "are-you-gonna-come-to-the-U" type of related questions.)
- yes, i counted.
things to do right now:
- look at the moon. seriously. wherever you're sitting right now while you read this, just look at the moon.
- give jeff + 10 bonus points for not asking if i'm going to the U.
- give jeff + 10 bonus points for letting me room with him.
- i suppose it's time for some homework.
the best way to close this post:
- mustache out!
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7 Comments:
DAMN! i totally had a hunch that your middle name was JAMES! i was so close.
i also have this hunch that you live near danielle fiebelkorn, and that i should advise you to close your blinds. hehe...well it's just a hunch.
Pelkey WHAT!?!? Where's the poetry?
oh man we need a Desi poem...
nice post.
do i get +10 points?
i noticed earlier that the moon is amazingly bright.
I envy the mileage of the neon.
Say, here's a way to save on gas but still travel in style: we tie the Lincoln to the roof of the Neon, rig up the controls through a series of pullies, then roll out with leather seats and woodgrain detailing, all with 47 mpg.
I can't just spew out poetry on demand
That's is just like trying to sculpt a golden panda with only your left hand
hmmm... I don't think I even understand that one.
Oh, Pelk, I understand it perfectly...maybe.
If you understood the "That's is" part, you're amazing.
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