Sunday, November 05, 2006

"you could win a MILLION pesos!"

some things i have learned:

  • 'tis impossible to pound down an entire box of zours.
  • when you DO pound them down, you're in for a rude awakening the next day.
  • apparently "non-oxygenized gasoline" doesn't belong in the neon. (whoops.)
  • i'm (almost) a professional driver.
  • parking can be expensive.
  • pelkey has a girlfriend.
  • my heart is bleeding a little bit.
  • oh well.

fun facts:

  • the neon can make it to the cities on 4 gallons of gas.
  • that's like $8 to go to the cities.
  • i am a professional NAPA football player.
  • my middle name is "john".

things that bother me:

  • a dome dog + a coke = $9.00.
  • physics answers not in the back of the book.
  • 14: (the number of "are-you-gonna-come-to-the-U" type of related questions.)
  • yes, i counted.

things to do right now:

  • look at the moon. seriously. wherever you're sitting right now while you read this, just look at the moon.
  • give jeff + 10 bonus points for not asking if i'm going to the U.
  • give jeff + 10 bonus points for letting me room with him.
  • i suppose it's time for some homework.

the best way to close this post:

  • mustache out!



At 7:59 PM, November 05, 2006, Blogger m_kummet said...

DAMN! i totally had a hunch that your middle name was JAMES! i was so close.

i also have this hunch that you live near danielle fiebelkorn, and that i should advise you to close your blinds. hehe...well it's just a hunch.

At 8:40 PM, November 05, 2006, Blogger Rianna said...

Pelkey WHAT!?!? Where's the poetry?

At 9:00 PM, November 05, 2006, Blogger Houley said...

oh man we need a Desi poem...

nice post.

do i get +10 points?

i noticed earlier that the moon is amazingly bright.

At 11:14 PM, November 05, 2006, Blogger constant_k said...

I envy the mileage of the neon.

Say, here's a way to save on gas but still travel in style: we tie the Lincoln to the roof of the Neon, rig up the controls through a series of pullies, then roll out with leather seats and woodgrain detailing, all with 47 mpg.

At 2:13 PM, November 06, 2006, Blogger Pelk said...

I can't just spew out poetry on demand

That's is just like trying to sculpt a golden panda with only your left hand

hmmm... I don't think I even understand that one.

At 9:34 PM, November 06, 2006, Blogger Rianna said...

Oh, Pelk, I understand it perfectly...maybe.

At 10:21 AM, November 07, 2006, Blogger Pelk said...

If you understood the "That's is" part, you're amazing.


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