Lookin For A Hard Headed Woman

Aw fuck.

My birthday's a week from today, and I've neglected to make a birthday list until now. That's just the dumbest thing you can do in this situation. People don't know what to get you, you end up with less stuff (the only thing that really matters, after all), and it's all your fault. Oh well, here's what I've got so far.

I've put things into categories to show the rank you will recieve for purchasing a gift in a certain value category.

Premium Friend Club (Things I want but don't expect to recieve; from parents, grandparents, secret admirers):
new iPod
Wii controller+nunchuck
underarmor shirt/tights

Classy Gents (Things that are nice, but sorta pricy; from rich bastards, aunts, uncles, cousins, strangers wanting to make a good first impression):
walkman cassette player
Kapilavastu (Buddha, Vol. 1) by Osamu Tezuka
strangers w/ candy on dvd
South Park: the hits, vol 1
South Park: season 9
UHF dvd
Weird Al cds
snowpants

Starving Artists (Cheap, sweet stuff; from poor SOBs, tightfists, people I don't know):
winter hat
loaf of pulla from NW+ big daddy sized Dad's root beer
Grave Digger shirt
Led Zeppelin cds
other good books, good cds

Twinkie Smugglers (Things I don't want; from enemies, Sam Walker):
Light bulbs
Cottage cheese
Heroin
Poison stamps
Paper cuts
Bjork

We'll see how this turns out.

And I have a sweet monster trucks post in the works, don't worry.