Sunday, May 27, 2007

Somewhere In That Ancient Crappy Trinity

Some say 3 is the magic number. I say it's a pretty shitty number. Consider the following:

-There are currently three enormous movies out.
-They are each the third in their respective series
-They are each taking up three movie screens at Movies 10

The number 3 has conspired to push Hot Fuzz out of Brainerd, and indeed, the entire state of Minnesota, if Yahoo Movies is to be trusted.

Sorry, Simon. Not even you can stop Shrek.

I guess Disturbia is taking up the tenth screen, so it deserves some of the blame. Very well: Fuck you, Disturbia.

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At 4:41 PM, May 27, 2007, Blogger Tay said...

if it comes to st. cloud i strongly suggest you go see it. i saw it here and it was excellent. very smart and funny.

At 7:02 PM, May 27, 2007, Blogger sherlock said...

I checked aol movies and it didn't have hot fuzz listed anywhere even though the movie was here and listed in the paper, so maybe Yahoo movies ISN'T to be trusted.

At 8:13 PM, May 27, 2007, Blogger hannah said...

We have it in Fargo. I mean, it's not that far of a drive.

At 8:51 PM, May 27, 2007, Blogger Samwalkertron said...

This was a good movie. It was not worth driving an hour to see. Esp. considering the fat that wew are living in the futuristic year 2007 where you can downloa movies off the internet before they even come out in theaters.

At 9:48 AM, May 28, 2007, Blogger fayna said...

hi there!
last night I tried to talk to Ishouldavengemyuncle but he totally refused...
Must I consider it as something bad?
a scism in the system? an hole in the bridge? a message of war?

waiting for a kind answer I say you
bye bye

the flying marten

At 9:44 PM, May 28, 2007, Blogger constant_k said...


Please accept my most sincerest apologies! I am sorry if a mustache has offended you. It was almost certainly accidental.

So I have this bitchin' aunt named sarah, right? And we saw Shaun of the Dead in theatres back in the day and loved it, right? Well the thing is, she fucking drove us all the way to bemidji and we caught the 4:33 show with about 8 seconds to spare. It was awesome.

Oh, and the movie rocked, too.


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