Thursday, October 04, 2007

The ultimate shame

Tuesday, October 2, 2007: In a startling blog entry that took the entire blogosphere by a storm, Maxwell Kuehn announced that he is ridding himself of the benevolent Wii to embrace the "big clunky monstrosity" called XBOX 360.

Thursday October 4, 2007: Yahoo! News, the 24/7 news service courtesy of Yahoo! reports on a prominently placed "Feature" box on its website that the "Wii does the body good."This pioneering report elaborates that games like Tennis are proving instrumental "to help the injured and infirm get their grooves back while increasing flexibility and strength."

Also Thursday October 4, 2007: the Onion (byline: America's finest news source) reports that "New heart device allows Cheney to experience love."

I don't know about this Maxwell.Surely you have heard that "haste makes waste"?



At 8:58 PM, October 04, 2007, Blogger Bockmed said...

You try too hard.
Settle down there buddy.
Keep up the good work.

At 10:39 PM, October 04, 2007, Blogger Josh said...

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At 12:06 AM, October 05, 2007, Blogger constant_k said...

Tirth, I already told you I know that I'm a bad person.

I am making a bad decision right now.

At 12:37 AM, October 05, 2007, Blogger royalewithcheese_ said...

I really am sorry for giving you this idea, but then again i'm a bastard so there isn't too much truth to that.


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