Sunday, June 10, 2007

Puppy+Update=Pupdate

Misadventues in pug breeding continued at the Kuehn household this week.

Poppy and her hapless suitor, Louis, had their third date in 5 days yesterday, and they have yet to connect, emotionally or otherwise. Louis (or Ludwig Von Tailchaser, as it says on his AKC papers) is a handsome, affectionate, affable fellow, very similar to Vegas (or Vegas Lucky 7), the sire we had such luck with the past two times. Vegas, however, had years of experience in the stud-for-hire field, while Louis, at only 10 months old, lacks such first-hand knowledge.

Poppy, after kicking Louis's ass for 6 hours the first day (the "getting to know you" period), was willing, but Louis just....couldn't....quite....figure it out. They've got one more date today, and if it doesn't work out we may be forced to move on to Rocky

Many people have asked why we don't simply breed Poppy and Otto, or simlpy assume that Otto is the father. Otto is neutered, for a couple of reasons.

Firstly, while Otto is a terrific dog in almost every respect, he is a complete failure by pug physical standards. He's leggy and lank, not "decidedly square and cobby." His eyes are prone to injury and bad, even by pug standards. He has an oddly bulging sternum and a loosely curled tail (if he curls it at all.) Otto is a great companion, but he's just not cut out to be a stud.

Secondly, un-neutered males tend to be very annoying and it's a real hassle to have one wandering around the house. Ladies, insert the joke of your choice here.


P.S.: Remeber this game, Red Steel, that I was so excited about? Well, I rented it for the irresistibly low price of $2 for a week, and I've gotta say: disappointing. Is it really that hard to make a realistic, responsive sword fighting mechanic for a video game?

Oh well. Maybe next time.

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5 Comments:

At 1:22 PM, June 10, 2007, Blogger PanzerV said...

thanks for the invite, mate

 
At 10:51 PM, June 10, 2007, Blogger Samwalkertron said...

This dog breeding process is seriously disgusting and deeply disturbing. christ.

 
At 11:54 PM, June 10, 2007, Blogger Josh said...

sam your breeding process is also extremely repulsive

 
At 7:01 PM, June 11, 2007, Blogger constant_k said...

Sam is disgusted by the physical aspects of dog breeding, but he's embarrassed about that, so he covers by claiming to be disgusted by the moral aspects of it.

Also tirth, I laughed aloud when I read that italicized "mate."


And tirth, you should send me that $5, and give me your address so we know where to ship the Gumshoe.

 
At 9:14 PM, June 12, 2007, Blogger PanzerV said...

sending the $5 is not a problem. I will do that in the very near future.
providing my address will be a slight problem because currently, i am not aware of my dorm address at UCLA and my room number and such.
this might take about a month. is that OK?

 

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